Being pulled over is no joke. It´s scary, but you know what´s even worse? Being a passenger in your friend´s car when they get pulled over. That´s when you start finding out the things about your best friend you never knew existed. Damn! Damn! This car is not even registered. I got a handgun in [...]
Flower & Power were out in Vegas election night and now have expressed there thoughts on Harry Reid´s win. They are not happy. See the latest Flower & Power cartoon here on are sister site Flower & Power Reid Wins. While you are there check out the rest of our toons. They can also be [...]
The latest Flower and Power cartoon shows them wondering what to do about being politically correct or not. See this and our other cartoons either on our sister site The Brass Monkey Blog . Net Cartoons or Flickr. Both links can also be found in the right column.
Rich Whitney a Green candidate for Governor of Illinois does not think it is funny that thousands of ballots were mailed out with a major typo on them. The name on the ballot was RICH WHITEY. This could be interpreted as Rich White Boy. Yeah, not good Whitney, according to the ballots you are not [...]
This is the first post from a book called Disorder In The Court by Charles M. Sevilla This stuff actually happened. Okay let´s get to the laughs. ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: [...]
Our sister site When Music Moved A Generation has added another album. This one is by Cheech and Chong and the album is called Cheech and Chong also. Okay okay I know that this is not a music album but there comedy is so in tune with that era it would be a major omission [...]
Have you ever been drunk in the middle of the day? And I don’t mean a couple of cocktails with lunch, I mean like severely messed up. It´s weird because you can’t even properly relate to people anymore. I was like, ‘What do you mean I can´t get an Egg McMuffin? What — because it´s [...]
As the plane was moving to the gate, one of the passengers apparently got up to grab a bag from an overhead compartment. Flight Attendant Steven Slater walked over to tell the passenger to sit down until the plane got stopped at the gate. The two reportedly got into an argument and somehow Slater got [...]
A suspect was arrested in Riverside County California for stealing a whole bunch of fire hydrants. Authorities believe he posed as a repairman, shut off the water, unbolted the 100 pound hydrants and hauled them off in the middle of the day. Makes you wonder, what does someone want with all of those fire plugs. [...]
A Wisconsin woman tied up the dude and glued his johnson to his chest. She said she did it when she found her 12 year old daughter´s phone number on his cell. The married dude´s wife participated also. Therese Ziemann and three other women who were texted by Ziemann to come on over were sentenced [...]
Chris Matthews… “You know in school when you did not read the book and you had to answer the essay question of the book and you had not read. I thought the book was interesting at times, sometimes it was boring but a lot of it was interesting. The book you did not read. That’s [...]
A Bloomington Illinois zoo is raking up the poop and raking in the cash selling the poop in the form of dime sized pieces. The Miller Park Zoological Society made about $5,000 selling reindeer poop ornaments last year. It added necklaces this year when customers asked if jewelry was available. They’re calling the poop “Magical [...]
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Please do not post this cartoon in any other publication because it is copyrighted and a license to post it was paid for by The Brass Monkey Blog . Net. We mention this because of the copyright notice that is posted on all of The Brass Monkey Blog . Net posts which says that you [...]
It seems the cops in Proctor Minnesota had to repost the easy chair that was motorized with a lawn mower engine on Ebay. Ebay had notified the department that it was not a La-Z-Boy brand as was stated in the posting. The chair gained fame when it’s owner was arrested for driving the chair drunk. [...]
