The Brass Monkey

12 Year old Alexa Gonzalez who attends a middle school in New York was handcuffed and taken off to jail about a week ago for doodling on a desk in her class room.
The words of wisdom that were doodled were…”I love my friends Abby and Faith,” then she added “Lex was here. 2/1/10″ and a [...]

A Wisconsin woman tied up the dude and glued his johnson to his chest. She said she did it when she found her 12 year old daughter´s phone number on his cell. The married dude´s wife participated also. Therese Ziemann and three other women who were texted by Ziemann to come on over were sentenced [...]

What is Douglas Robinson up to? Trying for a world record? Maybe he just does it for the free food or something because he is homeless. He has been arrested 74 times since the spring of 2008, on 153 charges, records show. Mostly he is arrested for panhandling and trespassing, sometimes also with resisting arrest [...]

A Bloomington Illinois zoo is raking up the poop and raking in the cash selling the poop in the form of dime sized pieces. The Miller Park Zoological Society made about $5,000 selling reindeer poop ornaments last year. It added necklaces this year when customers asked if jewelry was available.
They’re calling the poop “Magical [...]

Awwwt Ooo busted. Burrrrp.
A 57-year-old woman was arrested for selling Moonshine out of a the Parkview Community Center in Charlotte, a day care center. The cops busted her selling the booze to an undercover right in front of all the little ones that were there at the time.
The woman told the Charlotte Observer that she [...]

In Tampa, Marine reservist Jasen Bruce was getting clothes out of the trunk of his car when a Greek Orthodox priest approached him to ask for directions. Father Alexios Marakis who speaks little English was attired in a long robe and sported a beard.
What the priest got instead of directions, was a tire iron to [...]

The story title is right people. This traitor to the country is Rep. Luis V. Gutierrez, an Illinois Democrat. He has said his support of the health care bill might depend on weather or not the bill grants illegal aliens access to the same health care that American citizens would get. This is totally unacceptable. [...]

Four teens were given disorderly conduct charges after some bozo that was working the drive thru window said they felt threatened and feared for there safety when the teens rapped there order. GIVE ME A BREAK! What was the threat? That the employees sensitive ears might be offended by an off key note perhaps. Or [...]

We know that all of you have heard of the Halloween gag of putting some poop in a paper bag, lighting the bag and putting it on someone’s door step, ringing the bell and scurrying off to a hiding place . Then you commence to laugh it up when the unsuspecting victim sees the fire [...]

It seems it is not enough that there is a shortage of H1N1 vaccine here in the U.S., but there is also a shortage of the N-95 flu masks for medical personnel to use. In some medical facilities nurses and other medical workers are being asked to not change there mask all day instead of [...]

When I say caught mooning a train, I really and literally mean ‘caught mooning a train’. It seems a 22 year old journalism student in Germany was thrown off a train because he had no ticket. He then decided to give the railroad staff and customers a piece of his mind, err let’s say a [...]

According to a UK newspaper The Daily Mail, drunks will be given free taxi rides home after nights out in an attempt to cut violence and anti-social behaviour. Pre-paid taxis are to be provided late on Fridays and Saturdays in the hope that drinkers will avoid getting caught up in trouble as they walk home. [...]

Obama stops Sheriff Joe Arpaio from arresting illegal aliens!
That’s right, ICE has caved in on the side of the ACLU regarding the profiling issue in the apprehension of illegal aliens in Arizona’s Maricopa County. Immigration and Customs Enforcement chose not to renew its federal immigration arrest authority agreement with Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio Friday. [...]