The Brass Monkey

The Obama administration is bordering on criminal in this one folks. Arizona law enforcement agency is out manned and out gunned by Mexican drug cartels. They are pleading for federal help. Obama´s answer to them is to file a suit against the new Arizona immigration law set to take effect in July. To rub salt [...]

John Moron, oopps, Morton, I am sure at the behest of Obama is considering changes to the detention facilities where illegal aliens are held. This is beyond absurd folks, it would seem to border on criminal. Changes being considered are… Adding hanging plants to improve the decor. Continental Breakfast Fresh Vegetables Movie Nights Bingo E-Mail [...]

In a meeting of 200 US mayors in Oklahoma City a resolution was passed to ask Congress to pass an amnesty giving 7 million illegal foreign workers permanent work visas and INCREASE FUTURE IMPORT OF FOREIGN WORKERS! On voice votes, the city mayors took the side of foreign workers and the employers who hire them. [...]

Guess what folks, not all illegal aliens are from Mexico. Some are from countries that are sponsors of terrorism and they come across the Mexican US border. Some of the countries they came from according to a Department of Homeland Security report on illegal aliens caught for the year of 2008 are Afghanistan: 29, Algeria: [...]

It seems at this point that most Americans support Arizona´s new immigration law and a whopping 78% think that the feds should do a lot more to keep illegal aliens out in the first place. With an estimate of 100,000 less illegal aliens in Arizona in 2009 compared to 2008 it would seem that Arizona´s [...]

Since 2008 officials in the Illinois attorney general’s office have counted more than 200,000 sex ads in the Chicago section of Craigslist alone. Last week, federal prosecutors accused members of the notorious Gambino crime family of using Craigslist to sell the sexual services of girls as young as 15 years old. Craigslist is expected to [...]

A suspect was arrested in Riverside County California for stealing a whole bunch of fire hydrants. Authorities believe he posed as a repairman, shut off the water, unbolted the 100 pound hydrants and hauled them off in the middle of the day. Makes you wonder, what does someone want with all of those fire plugs. [...]

An ethics scandal involving allegations that he groped male staffers on various occasions has led to Eric Massa´s resignation. According to the Washington Post. rumors began to circulate in the his office that the married New York Democrat had sexually propositioned young male staffers and interns. Massa told Fox News host Glenn Beck that "not [...]

12 Year old Alexa Gonzalez who attends a middle school in New York was handcuffed and taken off to jail about a week ago for doodling on a desk in her class room. The words of wisdom that were doodled were…”I love my friends Abby and Faith,” then she added “Lex was here. 2/1/10″ and [...]

A Wisconsin woman tied up the dude and glued his johnson to his chest. She said she did it when she found her 12 year old daughter´s phone number on his cell. The married dude´s wife participated also. Therese Ziemann and three other women who were texted by Ziemann to come on over were sentenced [...]

What is Douglas Robinson up to? Trying for a world record? Maybe he just does it for the free food or something because he is homeless. He has been arrested 74 times since the spring of 2008, on 153 charges, records show. Mostly he is arrested for panhandling and trespassing, sometimes also with resisting arrest [...]

A Bloomington Illinois zoo is raking up the poop and raking in the cash selling the poop in the form of dime sized pieces. The Miller Park Zoological Society made about $5,000 selling reindeer poop ornaments last year. It added necklaces this year when customers asked if jewelry was available. They’re calling the poop “Magical [...]

Awwwt Ooo busted. Burrrrp. A 57-year-old woman was arrested for selling Moonshine out of a the Parkview Community Center in Charlotte, a day care center. The cops busted her selling the booze to an undercover right in front of all the little ones that were there at the time. The woman told the Charlotte Observer [...]

In Tampa, Marine reservist Jasen Bruce was getting clothes out of the trunk of his car when a Greek Orthodox priest approached him to ask for directions. Father Alexios Marakis who speaks little English was attired in a long robe and sported a beard. What the priest got instead of directions, was a tire iron [...]

The story title is right people. This traitor to the country is Rep. Luis V. Gutierrez, an Illinois Democrat. He has said his support of the health care bill might depend on weather or not the bill grants illegal aliens access to the same health care that American citizens would get. This is totally unacceptable. [...]

Four teens were given disorderly conduct charges after some bozo that was working the drive thru window said they felt threatened and feared for there safety when the teens rapped there order. GIVE ME A BREAK! What was the threat? That the employees sensitive ears might be offended by an off key note perhaps. Or [...]