Have you ever been drunk in the middle of the day? And I don’t mean a couple of cocktails with lunch, I mean like severely messed up. It´s weird because you can’t even properly relate to people anymore. I was like, ‘What do you mean I can´t get an Egg McMuffin? What — because it´s [...]

Hundreds of demonstrators took to the streets for the second night in a row to riot in downtown Los Angeles Tuesday night to protest the police shooting of a Guatemalan immigrant. Protest, give me a break. The guy had a knife and refused to drop it as ordered by police. The police said they told [...]

Carlos Martinelly Montano an illegal alien awaiting a deportation ruling has been charged with killing a nun and critically injuring two others in a drunken-driving crash that has sparked criticism of how immigration enforcement is handled. Twenty-three-year-old Montano, who police say is illegally in the country, is charged with drunken driving, involuntary manslaughter and felony [...]

It seems the cops in Proctor Minnesota had to repost the easy chair that was motorized with a lawn mower engine on Ebay. Ebay had notified the department that it was not a La-Z-Boy brand as was stated in the posting. The chair gained fame when it’s owner was arrested for driving the chair drunk. [...]