The Brass Monkey

The Stoned Wallabies of Tasmania

0

wallaby b& w Wallabies snacking on Tasmania’s legally grown opium poppy fields are getting “high as a kite” and hopping around in circles, trampling the crops, a state official said. After the effect wears off it seems they crash just like human users do. Tasmania is the world’s largest producer of legally grown opium for the pharmaceutical market, supplying about 50 percent of the world’s raw material for morphine and related opiates. About 500 farmers grow the crop on 49,420 acres of land

When questioned the Wallabies said the “devil” made us do it.

© 2009, The Brass Monkey Blog . Net. All rights reserved. Feel free to use any or all of this post in your blog. However a link back to us would be appreciated =)

Speak Your Mind

Tell us what you're thinking...
and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!

*